The Putz Plays Racquetball

A few mutual friends finally persuade The Putz to purchase equipment to join them on their weekly racquetball routine. Lacking hand-eye coordination along with horrible tennis skills, he feels racquetball might be his calling.  During our trip to Modell’s Sporting Goods, The Putz deems it appropriate to purchase not the $25.00 beginners racket nor the intermediate priced at $50.00, the $80.00 one it is.  Followed up with some spiffy eye-wear, and a brand new Nike dri-fit t-shirt, The Putz will hit the court hard.

Can this $135.00 costly sport provide The Putz the exercise he thought an outdoor treadmill would provide?  TBD.