A Night of Bad Romance Turns into Trouble With the Toilet

Here’s how it went down:  The Putz spends the night out in the city, driving his brand new BMW coupe to parking garage ($35).  After the nights festivities concluded (dinner – $60, bar – $200), Putz was too bent out of shape to drive home – go figure. Taxi to Hoboken ($50).

The following morning (see picture above) Putz remembers that he flushed paper towels down toilet the night before.  Only problem is he realizes this after taking care of business. Don’t let the picture fool you – a chimpanzee would have more of a clue how to operate a plunger. Frantically searching for the blackberry, he google’s all local plumbers, no answer.  Surcharge for roommate to fix toilet ($40).

Single, car-less, and hungover Putz weighs options to head back into city to get his car.

Just another typical Saturday night…(total:$385)